林书豪在社交媒体大喊救命（林书豪打车被误认为成高中生）

Jeremy Lin gets mistaken as a high schooler by a Lyft Driver

林书豪被网约车司机误认成高中生

视频：林书豪和司机聊老鹰 >>

此外，林书豪还在车里和司机聊起了亚特兰大老鹰队。林书豪问司机除了勇士是否还喜欢老鹰，司机说不喜欢，林书豪则一本正经地说自己喜欢老鹰。

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[–]HeatStank3 384 指標 22小時前

"Besides the Warriors"

Lol.

“除了勇士队”

哈哈哈。

[–]Warriorsgrumpy_youngMan 154 指標 19小時前

They're probably in the bay where Jeremy's from. That's his lil bro in the car too.

勇士球迷：他们这大概是在湾区吧，毕竟豪哥就来自那里。而且坐林书豪旁边的是他弟弟。

[–][ATL] Dominique WilkinsCounterInsanity 62 指標 17小時前

Atlanta has the 2nd most Warrior fans only to the Bay Area. So it's a strong possibility they're in Atlanta too. =]

老鹰球迷：亚特兰大的勇蜜数量仅次于湾区，所以他们极有可能就在亚特兰大。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 120 指標 17小時前

tbh I feel like everywhere I go has the 2nd most Warrior fans

爵士球迷：说真的我怎么觉得任何地方都是勇蜜的第二大群体。

[–]Cavalierskms_my_self 53 指標 16小時前

Then you've never been to OKC, Cleveland, or San Antonio!

骑士球迷：那你肯定是没去过俄克拉荷马，克利夫兰和圣安东尼奥！

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[–]ThunderTheReplacer 80 指標 21小時前

I want to hear what he says about the hawks though

雷霆球迷：我倒是想听听司机怎么谈论老鹰的。

[–]Warriorsloquacious706 53 指標 20小時前

"Nah."

“不喜欢。”

[–]76ersxychosis 594 指標 21小時前

"Besides the Warriors...do you like the Hawks? Like the Atlanta Hawks?"

"Who? Me?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. Nah."

"Oh. Well, I like them."

Hahahhaha

76人球迷：“除了勇士之外，你喜欢老鹰不？亚特兰大老鹰？”

“你说我吗？”

“对。”

“哦，不啊。”

“这样呀，我挺喜欢老鹰的。”

红红火火恍恍惚惚。

[–][MIL] Sterling Brownbut_then_i_got_highh 241 指標 20小時前

lol i like that he didn't even hint at him playing for them, love the idea of the lyft driver one day realizing who he was

哈哈哈林书豪甚至都没有暗示司机他就是老鹰的球员，我喜欢。那位司机终有一天会知道他是谁，有点意思哦。

[–]ButtholePasta 278 指標 19小時前

You'll love this clip of Adrian Peterson not being recognized during a random interview about road rage.

那你一定会喜欢这段视频的：（NFL著名球员）阿德里安-皮特森在一次关于路怒的采访中竟然没有被记者认出来。

视频：橄榄球球星阿德里安-皮特森街头随机采访>>

[–][CLE] Shaquille O'NealKnightThatSaysNi 213 指標 19小時前

"Wait a minute, you're not...?"

"Yeah"

That's hilarious

“等一下，你不会就是……”

“是我。”

这里笑尿了。

[–]Lakersdeptford 75 指標 12小時前

NFL players wear helmets. 99.9% of the league could sit beside you in a restaurant and you would not even know

NFL球员都带着头盔。99.9%的NFL球员就算到餐厅坐在你旁边你也照样认不出来。

[–]Zylexo 108 指標 17小時前

And Klay Thompson accidental interview

还有克莱的随机采访。[译注1]

[译注1] [美国JRs之声]克莱-行走的表情包-汤普森被随机采访，记者竟然不知他身份！

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[–]ReallyCleverName69[] 589 指標 18小時前

To be fair, I wouldn't risk embarrassing myself by asking this random Asian dude that I pick up in my Lyft, "hey man, are you Jeremy Lin?"

I won't make that sort of mistake again after I asked my nurse if he was Jimmy Butler (when I was on morphine in the hospital)

平心而论，为了避免丢人，我也不会对上我车的一个不知道哪来的亚裔问：“嗨哥们儿，你是林书豪吗？”

我有一次问我的护士他是不是吉米-巴特勒……在那之后我就决定再也不要犯这样的错误！（当时我在医院，被注射了吗-啡）。

[–]fuzzb0y 245 指標 17小時前

to be fair you were high af

平心而论，你那会儿也确实处于磕得贼嗨的状态啊，不赖你。

[–]charliewillis 66 指標 14小時前

I feel you dude, one time after too many drinks at the club I asked a 6”6 black dude with dreads if he was Waka Flaka Flame

老哥我懂你，有一次我在夜店里喝多了，然后直接上前问一个一米九八留着脏辫的黑人兄弟他是不是Waka Flaka Flame。

[–]SpursMassena 86 指標 14小時前

Everyone would take that as a compliment

没事，任何一个人听到这个话都会觉得你是在夸他的。

[–]Lakerslakersoffseason 269 指標 14小時前

“Jimmy Butler look so ugly bruh look like a face you put on a totem pole bruh lookin like a tiki mask bruh”

“吉米-巴特勒也太丑了吧老铁，看着像是图腾柱上面的脸老铁，看着跟土著面具似的老铁。”[译注2]

[译注2] 出自美国著名脱口秀节目《吉米鸡毛秀》出品的明星朗读恶毒推特系列，此条是吉米-巴特勒朗读的推特。

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[–]KingsMedievalValor 931 指標 22小時前

It's the hair. Nobody does that except budding high school students.

是林书豪飞机头的锅。除了青春期的高中生谁还会留这种发型。

[–][POR] Meyers LeonardHoodlum95 300 指標 20小時前*

And the dark color ear rings that look like they from hot topic.

If my man Lin get a nice line-up, taper, and fade.... along with some gold chains and diamond rings this won't happen.

还有他的深色耳钉看着像是从Hot Topic上买的。

如果我豪哥能捯饬个鬓角渐变发型再戴一些金链子和钻石耳钉，这种事就不会发生啦。

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramStarved-Nutritionist 231 指標 20小時前

He needs a couple neck tattoos, too. How can you be taken seriously in the NBA as a role player without a few tats?

而且林书豪的脖子上还应该来点文身。你作为一个角色球员，身上一点儿文身都没有，NBA哪里会有人把你当回事呢？

[–]Burtgang 109 指標 22小時前

or the fact that Asian men look like they're in high school until they're pretty much mid-thirty to forty

或许跟以下这条事实有关：在三十五六岁到四十岁以前，亚洲男子看起来都跟高中生似的。

[–]Blestick 150 指標 21小時前

People think you're dissing, but it's more of a compliment.

大家会以为你在嘲讽亚裔，但其实这更像是一种称赞。

[–]KnicksSuperstarTinsanity 128 指標 19小時前

It's not all good.when you look young, you want to embrace it but no one takes you seriously at work because they think you don't know anything

显年轻也不是没有坏处，虽然你接受这种看法，不过在工作中没人把你当回事儿，因为他们觉得你太嫩了啥都不懂。

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesV_LEE96 48 指標 19小時前

You know what they say....yellow don't mellow y'all. I'm 34 and people wonder if I'm a fresh grad

知道有句话怎么说的么……黄不褪色。

我都34了还有人问我是不是刚毕业。

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[–]RaptorsKawhiGotUsNow 260 指標 22小時前

shit that a damn good compliment for a 30 yr old

我擦，这对于一个30岁的男子来说是个很得劲儿的夸奖啊。

[–]Bulls Tankwagonbuddha_abusa 203 指標 22小時前

Maybe if he said "what college do you go to", but highschool is too young for a compliment.

要是那位司机问的是“你念的哪所大学啊”倒还算是称赞，说他是高中生那也太小了，也就算不上褒奖了。

[–]BullsarealPointyBoy 45 指標 20小時前

yea when hes 50 hell be asked what college he goes to

没错啊，等林书豪50岁的时候，那个司机就该问他念的是哪所大学了。

[–][MIL] Sterling Brownbut_then_i_got_highh 29 指標 20小時前

i'd still take it as a compliment personally, I'd always rather look younger than older lol

我个人依然会认为这是种称赞，毕竟我永远会选显得年轻而不是看起来老啊哈哈哈。

[–]LakersLumpSumHero 43 指標 14小時前

As a 27 year old Asian guy who looks 17 and will probably stay looking 17 for the next 10 years, I'd rather look older :(

作为一个实际年龄27岁但却长得像17岁的亚裔（估计未来十年我还是会看起来像17岁），我更愿意选择显老。☹

[–]CelticsGreaves- 83 指標 17小時前

Yeah but when's the last time you saw a 6'4 built Chinese high schooler? Tokyo Drift?

话虽如此，不过你上次看到一个1.93米身材又健壮的中国高中生是什么时候？《速激3：东京漂移》里面吗？

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[–]Burtgang 115 指標 22小時前

the Asian struggle is so real lmfao

哈哈哈哈哈亚裔果然不好混啊，这也太真实了。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 40 指標 12小時前*

My girlfriend is from China and is 25 and I went out to dinner with her to celebrate her mom retiring and the waitress asked if we were celebrating her high school graduation.

我女友就是中国人，25岁。一次我们一起去吃晚餐，庆祝她妈妈的退休，结果服务员问我们是不是在庆祝我女友高中毕业。

[–]NetsLanaRhoades- 39 指標 22小時前

Not wrong, Lin looks like a kid and he is 30, great genes

没毛病，豪哥都30了看着还跟小孩似的，强大的基因。

[–]Supersonicsgonzo_ball 68 指標 21小時前

It doesn't feel like as much of a compliment when this stuff is pretty omnipresent when ur asian. Im consistently aged years below my actual age and im only 22.

如果你是亚裔还总碰上这种事，那你就不会觉得这是什么称赞了。我总是被人认为比实际年龄还要小几岁，但我才22啊。

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerNotoriousVader 36 指標 21小時前

I'm almost 30 and still get ID'd for beer and the legal drinking age is 19.

我都快30了，但买酒的时候还会被查身份证……法定饮酒年龄可是19岁啊。

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