魔术师加盟湖人前一年战绩（魔术师辞去湖人总裁一职湖人的好日子要来了）

[Charania] Magic Johnson has stepped down from President of Basketball Ops of the Lakers.

据Shams报道，魔术师辞去了湖人篮球事务运营总裁的职位。

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[–][TOR] Jason Kapono CanadianSnowbird99 1040 points 8 hours ago

SHAM BOMB

猛龙球迷：Shams这是扔了颗炸弹啊。

[–]NBA urfaselol 464 points 8 hours ago

WOJ GOT NO LAKERS SOURCES

看来沃神湖人没有眼线啊。

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleet Smugleaf_Raptors2012 49 points 8 hours ago

ONLY ANTI-LEBRON SOURCES

猛龙球迷：他只有反詹姆斯的眼线。

[–][OKC] Paul George THEBIGC01 323 points 8 hours ago

Woj is besides himself. driving around Los Angeles begging (thru texts) for Magic’s phone number

雷霆球迷：沃神疯了，开车在洛城四处找人要魔术师的电话号码。

[–]Timberwolves Morezingis 690 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit. Did not see this coming.

森林狼球迷：我勒个去，魔术师这事儿真是没料到。

[–]76ers Helreaver 161 points 7 hours ago

I thought it was always a 2-year plan. They got LeBron last off-season, and the 2nd part was this upcoming off-season. I thought he'd at least stay long enough to see that through.

This is crazy.

76人球迷：我之前还以为这一般都是两年任期计划呢，他们上个休赛期得到了詹姆斯，下面就是接下来这个休赛期了。我还以为他至少能度过这个休赛期吧。

这太疯狂了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Brad1119 425 points 7 hours ago

Tbh I did. Mans is borderline inept when it comes to day to day operations. I'm surprised he didnt fuck up getting Lebron.

湖人球迷：说实话我料到了。魔术师在日常的球队运作方面实在是太无能了。我倒是奇怪他在引进勒布朗这事儿上怎么没有搞砸。

[–]frenchbullcho 61 points 6 hours ago

I felt like Lebron would have come here even if Magic wasn't here. Magic didn't do shit but made the team worse. From trading DLO and Larry Nance, to letting go of Brook Lopez, Randle for NOTHING, to signing players like Lance, Michael Freaking Beasley, and KCP, to finally trading Zubac for Mike fucking Muscula.

我觉得即便没有魔术师，詹姆斯也是会来的。魔术师毛事做不了，就会让球队更烂。开始是交易走拉塞尔和南斯，然后平白无故放走大洛佩兹和兰德尔，签下史蒂芬森、比斯利和波普，最后就为了特么的穆斯卡拉放走了祖巴茨。

[–]76ers kaido-45 532 points 7 hours ago

Biggest red flag was the Zubac trade. 100% unnecessary.

76人球迷：最让人气氛的还是祖巴茨那笔交易。完全没必要啊。

[–]76ers banjosbadfurday 3346 points 7 hours ago

HE RAN OFF THE COURT FOR GOOD

76人球迷：他永远地跑出了球场。（去年休赛期得知莱昂纳德希望加盟湖人后，原本正在场边观看球员训练的魔术师-约翰逊兴奋地跑出了球场。）

[–][ATL] Paul Millsap Jfklikeskfc 59 points 6 hours ago

MAGIC FINED $10k FOR THIS

老鹰球迷：可以给魔术师罚上一万美金了。

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 636 points 6 hours ago

Just when you thought ESPN was gonna have to stop talking about the Lakers they get another 3 weeks of content.

猛龙球迷：就在你刚觉得ESPN对于湖人没料可说的时候，他们接下来三周又有素材了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant DaHagerBomb 320 points 7 hours ago

THANK GOD

湖人球迷：谢天谢地。

[–][MIL] Corey Maggette GreekYeet 201 points 6 hours ago*

THIS MUST BE HOW I FELT WHEN KIDD GOT FIRED EXCEPT MAGIC DID IT HIMSELF

雄鹿球迷：你这肯定和我当初得知基德被炒的感觉一样的，只不过魔术师这是自己动手。

[–]Thunder DasVinny 3662 points 6 hours ago

He said “If I can’t sign a superstar I’ll fire myself”

雷霆球迷：他说过“如果我不能签下一名超巨，那我就会炒了自己。”

[–]Thunder topofthecc 2093 points 6 hours ago

"Apparently Lance Stephenson isn't a superstar."

雷霆球迷：“很显然，史蒂芬森不是一名超巨。”

[–]Bucks CompleteSpud 141 points 6 hours ago

"I dont understand, he had a guitar and everything!"

雄鹿球迷：“我不明白，他有吉他啊，无所不能！”

[–][GSW] Shaun Livingston sweatshirt35 776 points 6 hours ago*

“Are you seriously telling me that Michael Beasley isn’t a top 5 player????”

勇士球迷：“你确定要告诉我说，比斯利居然不算前五球员？？？”

[–][SAS] Tiago Splitter thecrunchcrew 433 points 6 hours ago

"Yall know I traded for THE Mike Muscala, right??"

马刺球迷：“你们都知道我可是把穆斯卡拉都搞来了的，对吧？”

[–][CHI] Scottie Pippen Bulls6 105 points 5 hours ago

signs Michael Beasley

"That's not a superstar, Magic"

"I mean, he's the best MICHAEL we can get"

trades for Mike Muscala

"That's not the right Michael either, Magic"

"Are you kidding me now"

公牛球迷：签下比斯利的时候，

“那可不是超巨啊，魔术师。”

“我觉得呢，他是我们能引进的最好的迈克尔。”

引进穆斯卡拉的时候，

“这个迈克尔也不是对的啊，魔术师”

“你在这儿跟我扯犊子呢”

[–]Cavaliers RaHxRaH 5357 points 6 hours ago

Magic is gone before Luke lol

骑士球迷：魔术师居然在沃顿之前走人，啊哈哈哈

[–]76ers Helreaver 1052 points 6 hours ago

Top 10 Anime Twists

76人球迷：十大情节反转之一！

[–]Kings AdorableCentipede 351 points 6 hours ago

LeBron to Magic: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

国王球迷：詹姆斯告诉魔术师：阁下嗝屁了。

[–]Thunder ZappaOMatic 126 points 6 hours ago

Nani!?

雷霆球迷：纳尼？！

[–]Celtics Mexter-Dorgan 1033 points 7 hours ago

LeBron taking over as GM and firing Luke Walton, then taking over as Coach. Soon.........Owner.

凯尔特人球迷：詹姆斯要继任总经理炒掉沃顿，然后接任主帅一职。不久后……老板。

[–]Bulls Slats7 722 points 7 hours ago

LePresident incoming.

公牛球迷：主席詹来了。

[–]Magic Boomtown_Rat 308 points 7 hours ago

Magic in Space Jam 2 CONFIRMED

魔术球迷：魔术师真要参演《空中大灌篮2》了。

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[–]Mavericks burger__n__fries 4762 points 7 hours ago

His first smart move

独行侠球迷：这是魔术师第一个明智的操作。

[–]Knicks Jodok 1886 points 7 hours ago

Bro Lebron needed shooters like Muscala

尼克斯球迷：老铁，詹姆斯之前真是需要像穆斯卡拉这样的投手哦。

[–]76ers kaido-45 986 points 7 hours ago

You don’t just sit around and wait when someone like muscala becomes available

76人球迷：你不能就这么等着像穆斯卡拉这种级别的球员送上门吧。

[–]76ers ChampionOfTheSunAhhh 392 points 7 hours ago

That's a once in a lifetime opportunity. If you have to dump a promising young guy to get him, you do that deal 10/10 times

76人球迷：那可是一辈子一次的机会啊。如果你为了他必须要舍弃一个有希望的年轻球员，那这种交易次次都会做的。

[–]Lakers mystt9 121 points 7 hours ago

stop

湖人球迷：行了啊。

[–][BOS] Marcus Smart airmagswag 10.7k points 7 hours ago22

THATS ALL FOLKS

凯尔特人球迷：“就这样了，伙计们”（戴维斯今日所穿T恤上的标语）

[–]Pelicans Good_NewsEveryone 46 points 7 hours ago

Did he tell AD before hand? Fine him one last time just in case

鹈鹕球迷：魔术师是不是事先就把这事儿告诉戴维斯了？保险起见，还是最后再罚魔术师一次吧。

[–]Rockets WhoDey42 363 points 7 hours ago

IS AD A PROPHET?

火箭球迷：难道戴维斯是预言家吗？

[–]Rockets timtejas 106 points 7 hours ago

I knew something was up with that unibrow

火箭球迷：我早就知道他那一字眉不简单。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown henryisyourboss 4235 points 7 hours ago

D’angelo Russell sends his regards

凯尔特人球迷：拉塞尔发来问候。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 120 points 7 hours ago

Funny how DLO went on to be an all star, and Magic had to step down a few seasons later

凯尔特人球迷：拉塞尔成长成了一名全明星，而魔术师没混多久就走人了，这可真有意思。

[–]Nets BasedGodProdigy 396 points 7 hours ago

Man I can't imagine how D'Lo is feeling. The ideal scenario is that he doesn't care and moved on but this definitely has to feel good for him.

篮网球迷：天呐，真没法想象拉塞尔现在的感觉。理想状况是他没放在心上，不过这事儿肯定是感觉很爽的。

[–]Suns rice_bledsoe 336 points 6 hours ago

He has to be maybe one of the most vindicated players of this decade regarding what he went through

太阳球迷：就拉塞尔的经历来说，他肯定是这个十年最憋屈的球员之一。

[–]Nets latman 386 points 7 hours ago

So immature of Magic to publicly call a 20 year old kid "not a leader." Fuck Magic, he did an awful job with the Lakers.

篮网球迷：魔术师当初公开说20岁的拉塞尔“不是个领袖”的行为太不成熟了。傻X魔术师，他在湖人的工作稀烂。

[–]Lakers Pocchari_Kevin 193 points 6 hours ago

Didn't even need the cap space, and I doubt we get a top tier FA with it that's better than D'lo this off-season... awful trade. But glad you guys developed him much better than we could have.

湖人球迷：当时留下拉塞尔甚至都不影响薪资空间，而且我现在怀疑今年的休赛期我们能不能得到比拉塞尔强的顶级自由球员……送走拉塞尔的交易太烂了。不过很高兴你们篮网对他的培养比我们好太多。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 791 points 7 hours ago

D'Lo ended the Lakers chances of making the playoffs and got Magic fired. Just as we all predicted when the season started.

独行侠球迷：拉塞尔终结了湖人进季后赛的希望，然后让魔术师下课了。这都是我们在赛季初就预料好的。

[–][MIL] Corey Maggette GreekYeet 120 points 7 hours ago

A REAL LEADER

雄鹿球迷：这就是真正的领袖！

[–]jamikl42 886 points 7 hours ago

Wonder if Pelinka will follow...

我倒好奇佩林卡会不会也跟着走人……

[–]inblackonyourbehalf 221 points 7 hours ago

Wouldn’t be shocked at all

他要是走，我一点也不奇怪。

[–]blancs50 448 points 7 hours ago

God I hope so. Him being hated by front offices & agents through out the league for his previous work as an agent has been terrible for the Lakers.

我希望他走啊。由于他之前做经纪人的经历，全联盟的球队管理层和经纪人都烦他，这对湖人来说很不好啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant jhern115 261 points 7 hours ago

We are the fyre festival of the nba

湖人球迷：我们现在就是NBA里的Fyre奢华海岛音乐节（一片稀烂）。

[–]Knicks jar45 126 points 7 hours ago

Magic Johnson quitting the Lakers so he can enjoy his life as a rich man who likes to socialize with other basketball players is such an inspirational story.

尼克斯球迷：魔术师从湖人离职之后就可以享受自己和其他球员互动的富人生活了，多么动人的故事啊。

[–][POR] Jusuf Nurkic Kazekid 3611 points 7 hours ago

This is bad for Magic's future with the Lakers

开拓者球迷：这对魔术师在湖人的未来可不好啊。

[–][OKC] Paul George THEBIGC01 314 points 7 hours ago

Nah he’s gonna announce himself as the new head coach

雷霆球迷：不，他会宣布自己成为湖人新帅的。

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[–]Cavaliers Berke_MD 145 points 7 hours ago

Wow, this is posted 1 minute ago yet already has 257 comments...

骑士球迷：哇，这个帖子一分钟前PO出来，已经有257条留言了啊……

[–]Raptors stevntiny 2201 points 7 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK

猛龙球迷：这尼玛

[–][DAL] Peja Stojakovic JesyouJesmeJesus 102 points 7 hours ago

NOT NOW SHAMS I’M CREAMING MY PANTS REPEATEDLY OVER DIRK

独行侠球迷： SHAMS真不会选时候，我这会儿正在为诺维茨基哭得不要不要的呢

[–]Raptors KellyOlynyksHair 6550 points 7 hours ago

Dude threatened to trade the whole team, destroyed team chemistry and then dipped. Love it

猛龙球迷：魔术师威胁要交易掉湖人全队，又毁掉了湖人的化学反应，接着又走人。我喜欢！

[–]Knicks CranberryNapalm 2266 points 7 hours ago

Magic destroying the team from the inside as a paid mole of the Boston Celtics.

尼克斯球迷：魔术师作为受雇于凯尔特人的间谍，从内部瓦解了湖人。

[–]Kings MutantsHere 24 points 7 hours ago

Thanks Magic

国王球迷：感谢魔术师！

[–]Hawks TankwagonJefftimus_Prime 199 points 7 hours ago

Celtics agent Magic Johnson. No one saw it coming! Ainge strikes again.

老鹰球迷：绿军特工魔术师。没人想到吧！安吉再下一城！

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HOT_DISH 1782 points 7 hours ago

I want him to unzip his skin and reveal himself to be Larry Bird.

我希望魔术师揭下人皮面具，暴露自己就是拉里-伯德。

[–]Wizards MrBigtime_97 1928 points 7 hours ago

THEY COULD HAVE HAD JERRY FREAKING WEST

奇才球迷：湖人一开始就该用杰里-特么的-韦斯特。

[–]Trail Blazers johnsom3 537 points 7 hours ago

They still can. I would get on my hands and knees and beg him to come.

开拓者球迷：现在也可以啊。我愿意四肢伏地求他回来。

[–]Celtics CumMilkshake 670 points 7 hours ago

Fuck that, Clippers' future is looking nice.

凯尔特人球迷：滚蛋，快船现在可是形势大好。

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[–]Raptors pabloOVO_ 167 points 7 hours ago

Lakers needed this.

猛龙球迷：这是湖人需要的。

[–]Bucks deerin6 129 points 7 hours ago

fuck the lakers might get good now

雄鹿球迷：靠，湖人现在或许要好起来了。

[–]76ers TrillMentality 405 points 7 hours ago

I wonder what made him quit? Like honestly, it hasnt been a full year. I thought this was an experimental year. Maybe he’s realized he doesn’t have the experience and can’t create greatness off of his reputation alone

76人球迷：我想知道魔术师为嘛辞职？毕竟这都没到一年呢。我还以为这个赛季只是试验。或许他意识到自己没什么经验，又没法仅凭过往积累的声名去创造伟业吧。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown UpvoteIfYouAgreee 183 points 7 hours ago

His quotes point to him just not liking the job he wasnt too committed to it and didnt like that he couldnt mentor players like Ben Simmons because of his position

凯尔特人球迷：照他的说法看，就是不喜欢这个工作，他也没有全情投入，因为身份原因还不能指导本-西蒙斯这种球员，这也是他不喜欢的。

[–]Knicks RobbobertoBuii 231 points 7 hours ago

he looked a lot happier cheering for MSU in the FInal Four than he did with the Lakers lmao

尼克斯球迷：他庆祝密歇根州大进入终极四强的时候，那股高兴劲儿可要比为湖人工作大得多啊，哈哈哈哈

[–]Knicks WTFis_The_Internet 87 points 7 hours ago

I can see this, i thought it was kinda weird seeing him at all the msu tourney games. Like doesn't he have work to do in LA? I could be wrong tho i don't know what the day to day is like for a president of bball ops.

尼克斯球迷：现在能理解了，之前看他这么上心密歇根州大的比赛还觉得有点奇怪。难道他不必在洛杉矶工作吗？不过也许我这么想是错的，毕竟我不知道一个篮球运营总裁的日常工作是咋样的。

[–]UnquestionablyPoopy 45 points 6 hours ago

If it’s truly your heart and soul (which it should be if you really want to win) you’ll be spending all your time scouting, learning, tinkering, etc. You’ll mentor the players on your actual team. Maybe you still fly to watch MSU play but that’s the exception, not the norm

如果你真的全心全意投入（如果想赢球就该这么做）的话，那你要把所有的时间花在找好球员、学习、查漏补缺等等这些事上。你还要指导自己队里的球员，也许你还有时间飞去看密歇根州大的比赛，可这只是特例，而不是常态。

[–]Lakers edwardfortehands 1201 points 7 hours ago

He fucked us and left. Motherfucker

湖人球迷：他搞了我们就跑了。混账玩意儿。

[–][CLE] Kevin Love thebestguy96 92 points 7 hours ago*

Wild seeing laker fans cursing out magic Johnson

骑士球迷：看到湖蜜骂魔术师有点狂野啊。

[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard retrohhh999 292 points 7 hours ago

Luke stay then?

开拓者球迷：那沃顿会留下吗？

[–][MIL] Khris Middleton thefred_mcgriff 584 points 7 hours ago

Why would you keep him when Jason Kidd is still out there?

雄鹿球迷：有基德可用还要啥沃顿呢？

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