笑肚子疼的文案，笑到肚子疼的沙雕文案

1.

岁月是把杀猪刀，知识就是把剃头刀。

Years are the killing knife, knowledge is the razor.

2.

我的被子生病了，我要在床上照顾它。

My quilt is sick and I have to take care of it in bed.

3.

我不允许你说我胖，这不叫胖！这叫可爱到膨胀。

I don't allow you to say that I am fat, this is not fat! It's cute enough to expand.

4.

多年前你一句保重，我至今没瘦。

You said take care many years ago, I haven't lost weight yet.

5.

起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。

Getting up is a kind of ability, lying in bed is a kind of technique, my ability is limited, but the technique is very high.

6.

你确实蛮拽的，可我删除键也不是玩具枪。

You are really pulling, but my delete button is not a toy gun.

7.

我挺会哄女孩子睡觉的，一句在么，她就说要睡了。

I am quite good at coaxing a girl to sleep, and she said she was going to sleep.

8.

相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

Falling in love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

9.

怎么把脑子的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，急。

How to transfer the money in your mind to the bank card, wait online, anxious.

10.

请戴上泳镜来见我，以免突然坠入爱河。

Please come to see me with your swimming goggles so as not to fall in love suddenly.

11.

毁掉一首歌最好的办法就是设定成闹钟。

The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.

12.

在花一样的年纪，我却长成了一颗多肉。

At the same age as a flower, I grew into a fleshy one.

13.

我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。

Each of us is a dreamer, and when the dream is gone, only homesickness is left.

14.

人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。

Life is like a computer sometimes, and it freezes when it says it crashes. There is no discussion.

15.

爱情就像鬼，相信的人多，见到的人少。

Love is like a ghost. There are many people who believe and few people see.

16.

泡面需要三分钟，泡我？打扰了，我怕烫。

It takes three minutes to make instant noodles, soak me? Excuse me, I'm afraid of getting hot.

17.

把眼睛留给风光，把体重留给美食。

Leave the eyes to the scenery and the weight to the food.

18.

如果在意体重，那就对不起食物啦！

If you care about weight, then I'm sorry for the food!

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