每日一笑的文字版（每日一笑Aremarkable）

"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.

"你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?'一位老兄向他的朋友问道.

"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.

"别开玩笑了!"他的朋友怀疑地回答.

"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.

"那我试给你看,"说着那位老兄就坐在钢琴前开始弹起一首进行曲.

Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,

几秒钟后墙壁传来捶打声,一个愤怒的声音叫道：

"Hey, you son of a bitch, don't you realize it,s three o'clock in the morning?"

"嘿!你他妈的,你知不知道现在是凌晨三点钟?"