国际足坛十大恩怨情仇（外国网友吐槽过去一周的足坛看点）

过去的一周欧洲足坛精彩看点层出不穷，曼联战胜阿森啊，切尔西也赢下了和热刺的焦点之战，曼城、巴萨、皇马等球队也纷纷获胜。让我们快来看看国外网友的精彩吐槽吧！

焦点之战，曼联3-1阿森纳

SaintPhoeniix(曼联球迷)：其实，这只是让我第二激动的3-1，排在第一的则是利物浦把穆帅踢下课的那场！(Somehow, this is only the second most exciting 3-1 since the first help us sack Mou.)

Joshywah(曼联球迷)：现在我觉得可以发给沙奇里一块奖牌了…(At this point we should give Shaqiri a medal)

Habarug(巴萨球迷)：现在我终于明白为什么索尔斯克亚叫“玉面杀手”了！(Now I understand why he's called the babyfaced assassin.)

funz54(拜仁球迷)：老铁，我在20年前就知道为什么了…(Dude, I knew why he's called that 20 years ago!)

fr8oper8er(阿森纳球迷)：要是曼联把波切蒂诺挖走了，那能不能把索尔斯克亚给我们？(If United signs Poch, can we get Ole?)

Va3V1ctis(热刺球迷)：你厂可以去找穆帅啊，现在他正有空呢！(You can get Mou, he is available now!)

ab-cc(曼联球迷)：埃梅里这长得就跟兼职的吸血鬼一样…(Emery look like he's a part-time vampire.)

darulez8(利物浦球迷)：桑切斯是不是只有在酋长球场才能表现好啊？(It's like Alexis Sanchez can only play well at the Emirates.)

Superyids(热刺球迷)：是谁把卢卡库绑架走了，又送来了一个他的克隆人？(Who kidnapped Lukaku and replaced him with a clone.)

Turaisk(曼联球迷)：索尔斯克亚的战术很简单，就是“每场都赢”！为啥之前的教练就不明白这个理呢？("Just win every game" Why didn't any other manager think of this?)

diimebag666(阿森纳球迷)：阿森纳是不是除了拉卡泽特和奥巴梅杨，其他的球员都禁止射门了？(Are arsenals players dont allowed to shoot besides auba and laca?)

birdslice(未知主队球迷)：阿森纳是忘了练习防守对方的反击了吗？(Do Arsenal not do any drills for counters or what?)

SheepGoesBaaaa(阿森纳球迷)：啊？被虐也要练习吗？(Who needs a drill when you're getting hammered.)

MattJamesThirtySix(切尔西球迷)：“阿森纳”的字面意思就是提高曼联球员的自信。(arsenal literally are catalysts at making united players motivated.)

giggitygigg14(阿森纳球迷)：曼联不能一直这样虐菜啊，这对他们重拾信心没好处！(Man United have to stop beating small teams, it’s not good for their confidence.)

晋级足总杯决赛，切尔西2-1热刺

MattJamesThirtySix(切尔西球迷)：惊！足总杯官方竟然允许不带裁判就进行比赛！(Surprised the FA allowed the match to go ahead without a ref.)

MrConor212(切尔西球迷)：我敢说，赛后一定要去检查一下阿特金森的银行账户！(Safe to say someone should be monitoring Atkinson’s bank accounts after this match.)

Liluzivertisthegoat(曼城球迷)：阿特金森摘下了面具，定眼一瞧，原来竟是麦克-迪恩！(Atkinson removes mask to reveal his true identity as Mike Dean.)

SolomonCleft(未知主队球迷)：埃里克森的发际线21岁就高成现在这样了，结果从那之后就没再继续上移…(Eriksen's hairline receded to that point by 21 and then just stopped receding.)

LordVelaryon(未知主队球迷)：小烟枪，尽情享受伦敦城的炸鱼薯条吧！(enjoy fish and chips in London Pipita.)

SupervisorLaw(英格兰球迷)：伊瓜因就坐在那里，深情的目光放眼望去，都是自己下场决赛丢单刀的影子。(Higuain sitting there thinking he has a chance to go missing one-to-ones in another final.)

轻松取胜，曼城5-0伯恩利

ColonelSpeckleberry(狼队球迷)：曼城这比赛就像是玩FIFA一样，而且对手还不会控制手柄！(Man City is like playing FIFA vs. no one specialized on the player 2 pad.)

Kunthema(阿根廷球迷)：看丁丁踢球就像在做爱一样爽...(De Bruyne is just pure sex!)

Cloudprince(曼联球迷)：你…你别骗我，要这样我就叛变去当曼城球迷了！(Really? Wanna to be a City fan now.)

梅西塞梅多进球，巴萨2-0赫罗纳

gnrc(巴萨球迷)：我的狗狗不幸去世了，我给他看了梅西的进球，结果狗狗竟然大喊了一声“好球！”(Unfortunately my dog is on his death bed right now but I showed him Messi’s goal and he said ‘great pass.’)

Mrploom(未知主队球迷)：苏牙、比达尔和大博阿滕竟然在同一支球队，现在就差迭戈-科斯塔来组成梦之队了！(suarez, vidal and kp boateng in one team. Only missing Diego costa to complete the dream team now.)

DemetriusXVII(拜仁球迷)：纳因格兰又成替补了吗？(Nainggolan snubbed again...)

jamesey10(未知主队球迷)：这场比赛是从美国迈阿密转播的吗？(is this live from Miami?)

king_Pabo(巴萨球迷)：哈哈，苏牙竟然能丢这种单刀，这球我女朋友都能踢得进啊！诶，不对，我好像没有女朋友…(Lmao even Suarez has missed chances like that. My girlfriend would score that. I don't even have a girlfriend fucking hell.)

奔马贝尔水爷进球，皇马4-2西班牙人

Aenimalistic(未知主队球迷)：快上武磊！(Let there be Wu Lei!)

Purje(未知主队球迷)：还有比拉莫斯和进球更配的组合吗，在线等~(Name a better player to score the ball than Ramos, I'll wait.)

MasterChiefSierra117(未知主队球迷)：水爷在进球后打电话庆祝的动作到底是啥意思啊？(What does the 'telephone' gesture means in Ramos's celebration?)

Important_Object(皇马球迷)：叫我美逼？(Call me maybe?)

大家也可以来吐槽一下！

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