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评论翻译Amari DeraisxI'm laughing so hard right now. If I die, I'm definitely suing我现在笑得好厉害。如果我死了，我肯定会起诉你dennisThe way the camera shakes back and forth like "where the f did he go?"镜头前后晃动，好像在说“他到底去了哪里?Create Epic WebsitesNo one chooses to be gay, the cameraman does没有人选择成为同性恋，摄像师做到了The AlgerianThe acting is so subtle on the first moment the camera's on him.相机一对准他的时候，他动作表情是如此的微妙Sven Medyona"so, turn to that gay person, near you..." * the whole audience turns to him * im dead.“所以，转向你身边的那个同性恋者……”(所有的观众都转向他)我死了youngsummaI literally just burst out laughing on a quiet train when he did the subtle “no” head shake当他微妙的说“不”摇头时，我真的在一个安静的火车上笑了起来Jason NanceCamera man with African accent: why are you gaePeele: who says I’m gayCamera man: you are gae带非洲口音的摄像师:你为什么要走皮尔：谁说我是同性恋摄影师：你是同性恋

Data StatueWhen the camera went searched for him and found him i died. That was the funniest thing I saw this in 2020 I never laughed so hard.当照相机搜寻他并找到他时，我死了。 那是我在2020年看到的最有趣的事情，我从没这么笑过Phil FI went to a town hall meeting and now the world thinks I’m gayConsequences我参加了一个市政厅会议，现在全世界都认为我是同性恋Roshan SohiThe way he subtlety tries to shake his head to let the cameraman know he ain’t gay 他巧妙地摇着头，让摄影师知道他不是同性恋You’re a cry BabyHe’s never going to another town hall meeting他再也不会去参加市政厅会议了SupernovaThe reaction was so real it looks like it was unscxted观众的反应如此真实，就像不是事先准备好的一样Bill MorganPeele has the most talented eyes in all of the acting world.皮尔的眼睛是整个演艺界最有才华的Urim BerishaI haven't laughed this much in a while 我好久都没这么笑了beaktThank you, Key and Peele. I don't remember laughing so hard in a long, long time. Seriously, my chest and face now hurt, and my eyes are puffy like I've been crying. I had a hard time breathing even after the video ended, and it took longer than the video itself for it to subside! This is good for the soul. God bless you.谢谢你们，Key和Peele。我很久很久都没笑得这么厉害了。说真的，现在我的胸部和脸都疼了，眼泪都笑出来了，眼睛肿得像哭过一样甚至在视频结束后，我的呼吸都很困难，而且用了比视频本身更长的时间才平息下来这对灵魂有好处。上帝保佑你们Nganga Kinyanjuiwhen they kept showing peele as gay i was trying so hard not to laugh since people were around me当他们不断地展示皮尔是同性恋时，我努力的憋住笑，因为我周围都是人SM ParconThe cameraman looking for him was the best寻找他的摄影师是最好的John AppleseedLove it when the cameraman focuses on him whenever that word is being said喜欢每次说到那个词的时候，摄影师都专注在他身上özge kılıçI'm pretending to sleep in bed. I am having a hard time not to laugh.我假装在床上睡觉，我很难不笑出来。

Sir ThunderI watched this like hundred times, and I show this to my friend and he laughed AF我看了上百遍了，我把这个给我的朋友看，他也笑了Reagan RodriguesThis made me laugh so hard, it made me make one of those weird laugh noises这让我笑得很厉害，还让我发出了这辈子最奇怪的笑声EruRoraitoXI've seen this before and yet I'm literally in tears from this我以前见过这个，但我真的笑出了眼泪CamTheDestroyerWhen you’re the only white kid in class and they talk about slavery当你是班里唯一的白人孩子，而他们在谈论奴隶制的时候

Discreet NinjaThat's how u make someone laugh even without saying a single word这就是你如何让别人笑的技巧，即使你没有说一个字

Dom SwooshWho couldn't stop laugh after he was on the floor是谁躺在地板上，笑个不停Fahim KhanThis was the best acting from peele. i laughed so hard这是皮尔最好的表演。我笑得好厉害el-Marie KingIm black but i turned red trying to hold my laughter in watching this cos its like 4am我是黑人，但是我的脸变成了红色，我试图控制我的笑声，因为我在看这个的时候已经是凌晨四点了Tony DThis has to be one of the funniest skits of all time这一定是有史以来最有趣的短剧之一[Glaze] ponyoWhen you pee in the urinal in the middle当你在小便池中间撒尿时I Go By KilPlot twist: he’s actually gay he’s just still in the closet情节反转:他实际上是同性恋，只是还在壁橱里ecsyntricWTF? How can someone act the whole part just with the eyes? But also let’s not lose sight of the fact that the funniest bit was delivered by the cameraman.什么 ?一个人怎么能仅仅用眼睛来表演整个部分呢?但我们也不要忽视一个事实，那就是最有趣的部分是由摄影师提供的SO. CALNatural Comedy, I was laughing the whole time only louder as the video went on一个很自然的喜剧，随着视频的继续，我一直在大声笑Daniel MontuamMan I see myself in this video. One day My friend invited me to go to the church with her and I accept. So the Mother fxxxx pastor start to talk about vicious, drugs, and looking at me; brow, that wasn’t enough, he said: you... ues, You wering Lamber jack shirt, trust, believe in Jesus, he going to liberty you from vicious!” I didn’t know where to put my face.伙计，我在这段视频中看到了我自己，有一天，我的朋友邀请我和她一起去教堂，我接受了邀请而牧师的母亲开始谈论邪恶，毒品还看着我皱眉头，这还不够她还说:你....相信耶稣，他会把你从邪恶中解放出来!我不知道该把脸放哪了Stephanie RuffThe entire room looks at the dude.伙计，整个房间的人都在看着他Elisa PThat moment where that uncle starts saying homophobic stuff at thanksgiving and everybody turn to you那个叔叔开始在感恩节说一些恐同的话，然后所有人都转向你Yogesh kumarWhen you are afraid to identify being straight because of media backlash当你因为媒体的强烈反对而不敢承认自己是异性恋时It's MeThat sudden burst of attention we sometimes receive 我们有时会受到突然的关注Azam ShahThis has to be one of the best silent acting. Cracks me up everytime I watch this..这一定是最好的无声表演之一。我每次看这个都会笑死

Shiyel WildmanI watched this while holding my sleeping baby, next to my sleeping boyfriend neither of whom I wanted to wake. Needless to say I almost had an accident laughing so damn hard without making a sound lol我抱着熟睡的宝宝看着这个，旁边是我睡着的男朋友，我不想吵醒他不用说，我笑得太厉害了，但我没有发出声音AngelortegaPlot twist: someone placed a “I’m gay” sticker on his back剧情转折:有人在他的背上贴了一张“我是同性恋”的贴纸Joey’s ScrotumYou have to give respect to the other people in this video for being able to maintain their composure and not laugh out loud in this skit你必须得佩服视频中的其他人，因为他们能够在这个短剧中保持镇定，没有大笑 哈哈Velumani Pillaithey might have and should laugh, but there is something called as editing.他们可能会笑，也应该笑，但有一种东西叫做剪辑Da Royal Generalwhen the person who's not talking does more acting than the person who's actually talking in the scene. PRICELESS!!!当不说话的人比现场实际说话的人做了更多的表演时，这是无价的Drew AndrewsEven when I find something funny I don't often laugh out loud this made me laugh hysterically and almost uncontrollably Like when he laid on the floor or when he tried to hug that woman or when he pointed at the guy sitting next to him when he was in the back row this is one of the funniest skits ever即使当我发现一些有趣的事情，我也不经常大声笑出来，但是这个让我笑得歇斯底里比如当他躺在地板上的时候，或者当他试图拥抱那个女人的时候，或者当他在后排指着坐在他旁边的男人的时候这是有史以来最有趣的短剧之一bravetherainbowPlot twist: Closeted gay man, wasn't ready to come out yet and this made things very difficult for him剧情转折:一个还未出柜的同性恋，还没准备好出来这给他带来了很多困难John HamiltonThat's a helluva way to come out of the closet. That should be more proper in every live news audience那是从壁橱里出来的一种光明正大的方式， 这对于每个观众来说都应该更合适SilentwarHThe funniest part is where he went to the most gayest guy in the room and pointed at him, but then it turned out that person had a girlfriend but just appeared gay. 1:49最有趣的部分是，他走到房间里最像同性恋的人面前，指着他，然后发现那个人有女朋友，虽然他看起来像同性恋Peach LeechI’m glad you were here to explain it.我很高兴你能在这儿解释这件事

WolfieAfter that woman brushed him off I had to stop this and get a long laugh在那个女人拒绝了他之后，我不得不停下来笑了很久Pete SmithCamera man just assumes his sexual orientation lol. Imagine being on that situation as audience member.摄影师只是假设他的性取向 哈哈想象一下作为一名观众处在那种情况下Levester ChaneyI am watching this at work. Do you know how hard it is to hold in gut busting laughter?!?!我在工作的时候看这个。你知道要憋住爆笑有多难吗

Rahul YogiI'm addicted to this video. It's been a week since I discovered Key and Peels and I can't stop watching their video. How can someone be sooo good at acting. They nail every character they play我对这个视频上瘾了。自从我发现Key和Peels已经有一个星期了，我不能停止看他们的视频有人怎么能这么会演戏Andrew EnderleYou could interpret this as a straight dude trying to subtly tell the camera man he’s not gay or a gay man who doesn’t want to come out yet你可以把这理解为一个直男试图巧妙地告诉摄像师他不是同性恋，或者是一个还不想出柜的同性恋Wisco9erMakes perfect sense as to why everyone thought he was gay. Everybody else was matched with a girl or guy, guy to girl.这很好地解释了为什么大家都认为他是同性恋。每个人都和一个女孩或男孩配对，但是他没有

Shun TrillI literally died. I'm writing this from the spiritual plane vato...我真的死了。 我是从精神层面上写的这段文字visharad rawatEveryone straight until the camera guy focuses the camera on you.每个人都是直的，直到摄像师把镜头对准你Saad ul IslamI couldn't even finish the video, never laughed so much on any comedy skit我甚至没法看完这个视频，我从来没有在任何喜剧短剧上笑得这么厉害Vanduraa srHoly shit that was more hilarious than it needed to be!天哪！这实在太搞笑了shared awarenessI'm more laughing at the fact these dudes are more well spoken and intelligent compared to actual politicians.我更想笑的是，比起真正的政客，这个家伙说话更得体，更聪明Kurd TekkenI never laughed so much in mh entire life我这辈子从来没笑过这么多Sawmtei ChongthuI'm literally rolling on the floor laughing, gosh, it hurts, my jaw hurts.....hahaha我笑得在地上打滚，天啊，疼，我的下巴疼… 哈哈哈

Zombies Can't SwimSame way I used to feel when I was young and my parents made me go to church, and the preacher would start talking about whoring around....Now I just dont go to church就像我小时候父母让我去教堂时的感觉一样，传教士会开始谈论妓女现在我不去教堂了Donald SimonThere’s a elephante in the room, and you know I wanna thalk aboouu it房间里有一个大象，你知道我想谈论它#Shine #BriteI'm guessing he didn't expect to be the focal point of the town hall meeting literally我猜他没有料到自己会成为市政厅会议的焦点Ak SunI watched this with liquid in my mouth. Big mistake. The liquid ended up all over me.我嘴里含着东西看着这一切这真是个大错误，东西从我嘴里喷了出来，弄了我一身都是C.K-da-Kxng HereThis is one of the funniest skits they have这是他们最有趣的短剧之一Hitsuga AorusakiHad to watch this twice to understand but was so funny when you get it!我看过两次才明白，但是当你明白的时候真是太有趣了！CeceAriHe didn't even have to speak aaaaand I'm dead.他甚至都不用说话，我死了Rydell S.My Friend actually used this speech for Oral Comm. Speech delivery我的朋友实际上是用这个演讲来进行口头交流的Jordan Tseng"Im sorry but i think Gays are people too" <-- pretty sure the Congressman Paul Brooks is homophobic“我很抱歉，但是我认为同性恋也是人“我很确定这个国会议员是恐同的Royal ArmyI think they should include a subtitle for Peele and the camera man.我认为他们应该给皮尔和摄像师加上一个副标题BlamethecomicI felt like I was his conscious saying "why you keep filming me"我感觉我是他的意识在说“为什么你一直拍我”Hacher UnfriendedIs this revenge for the ruined interview at the gay parade?这是对同性恋游行失败的采访的报复吗？Jaime OzaetaLmao guys hear me out, I think that he’s not actually gay伙计们听我说完，我想他实际上不是同性恋 哈哈AnnoraThis kinda happened to me. Positive discrimination to get into an exclusive University course because they thought I was lesbian. Awkward. And the time they announced 'So Gay, lesbian and bisexual writers can attend this' and then they all stared expectantly at me. There is just nothing you can say.这在我身上发生过，因为他们认为我是女同性恋，所以我被大学录取，尴尬还有他们宣布“男同性恋，女同性恋和双性恋作家可以参加这个活动”，然后他们都期待地盯着我你有什么可说的吗Valerii LammYou can say that you are not lesbian and not unfairly benefit from the system, for example.你可以说你不是女同性恋，也没有不公平地从制度中获益Jumping ManYou dress like a lesbian?是你穿的像个同性恋吗？Jumping Man@Karis B. dyed hair, leather jacket, face pierced, a mix between wanting to look like a 70's male punk and a drunk truck driver染过的头发，皮夹克，穿孔的脸，想要看起来像一个70年代的男性朋克和醉酒的卡车司机的混合

self-loving loserLOL so in America you get a preferential treatment based on sexual orientation. How are women ''oppressed'' again?哈哈，所以在美国你会得到基于性取向的优待女人又如何被“压迫”？Annora@self-loving loser Not America sorry :) and it wasn't a 'policy' just the bias of the people running the course. I could be wrong, maybe they thought I was lesbian but it had no effect on me being sexted. There were only 12 in the class, it was kind of a big deal to get in.对不起，不是在美国，而且这也不是一项“政策”，只是人们的偏见。我可能是错的，也许他们认为我是女同性恋但这对我被选上没有影响。班里只有12个人，能被录取真是件了不起的事

nexConversationHe didn't come out the closet. He came out the chair.他没有出柜。他从椅子上走了出来Hannah TranWhen the cameraman knows you’re gay but your family haven’t摄像师知道你是同性恋，而你的家人却不知道Don't Mind My NameWho else is from Michigan?还有谁来自密歇根州？TheTV1972Oh my goodness. I almost died when I saw him on the floor.哦我的天哪，当我看到他躺在地板上时，我几乎要死了Yoan PenaOmg I choked on my water this was really funny.我的天，我被水呛住了，这真的很有趣NathanThis happened to me once, now I live in florida with my husband这种事发生在我身上一次，现在我和丈夫一起住在佛罗里达

vaniAll that makes a difference is his reaction!!唯一不同的是他的反应Alejandro GalvanYo this has to be one of funniest skit I've seen lol哟，这一定是我见过的最有趣的短剧之一 哈哈iforgot87872I kind of wish at the end the politician caught him trying to avoid the camera.我有点希望最后那个政客能抓住他试图避开镜头的样子

Karintha CaryThis is funny because later Jordan plays a super eccentric gay man lmaoooo这很有趣，因为后来乔丹扮演了一个超级古怪的同性恋Ya Girls Baby DaddyI woulda called somebody out lol I ain't gay man 我会大声叫出来 哈哈我不是同性恋

CampaignerSCBeing mistaken for an orientation other than your own can be super uncomfortable... but damned hilarious when it happens to someone else.自己的取向被误会，会让你非常不舒服但当这种事发生在别人身上时，就会非常搞笑。TakeliaCan't be in the closet, in public, with that camera man. Thats how you feel coming out...The camera man is your family. They know even though you haven't said a word不能在柜子里，要在公共场合，和摄像师在一起，那就是你出柜的感觉摄影师是你的家人。 他们什么都知道，即使你一句话也没说

Richard Petit-FrereThe camera man is the real star of thos skit摄影师是这部短片的真正明星HubrisGreat risk-taking on this one! This joke could have gone over everyone's head but you guys trusted that your audience would get the joke. You didn't spoonfeed the joke to us, we ate it ourselves! This was so sublte yet extremely funny!这是一次巨大的冒险!这个笑话可能每个人都理解不了，但是你们相信你们的观众会理解的你没有把笑话直接讲给我们，而是让我们自己去体会!这是如此的含蓄却又极其有趣339 .339such a simple idea, how do they come up with these shit lmfao , soooo goood haha多么简单的想法，他们是怎么想出这些该死的点子的，太棒了哈哈

Dumm MythMust of been the sweater and the khaki pants 必须是毛衣和卡其色的裤子

Thiery MThat's because your parents didn't teach you or know how proud you should be to be African descent. Africa is and will always be the best and most amazing place with the most magical people in the world. Your embarrassement was due to your family's ignorance. Everyone else is proud of where they came from except you. That's sad.那是因为你的父母没有教过你，你也不知道应该为自己是非洲人后裔而感到自豪非洲是并且将永远是世界上最美好，最神奇的地方你的尴尬归因于你家人的无知除了你，每个人都为他们的家乡感到骄傲。这是可悲的

Sayed MohamedThese 2 are the most underrated actors in history这两位是有史以来最被低估的演员Bill WelchHow are they underrated? Probably because they're...他们怎么被低估了？ 可能是因为他们......Paul McDonaghBillions of views one of the most popular comedy duos of all time... They aint underrated they get the credit they deserve数十亿观看次数,是有史以来最受欢迎的喜剧二人组之一他们没有被低估，他们得到了他们应得的荣誉duy anh nguyenMy eyes filled with tears and I almost suffocate because of laughing!我的眼里充满了泪水，笑得几乎要窒息了Mike DeanAnd even the dialogue that is spoken in itself is not funny. It’s all camera punchlines. Brilliant甚至连对话本身也不好笑。全是镜头的笑点，才华横溢Alfred RiveraNot a single word out of him , just a slight side to side turn of the head meaning "NO I'M NOT GAY OK"他一个字也没说，只是头轻轻转了一下，意思是“不，我不是同性恋"Kodos 2020I thought the same. No real words of comedy were even mentioned. This skit is pure genius!!我也是这么想的，甚至没有提到真正的喜剧词汇，这个短剧真是天才之作