早上孩子上学的搞笑句子（每日一笑Smartstudent）

The teacher arranges to write an article concerning weekend,but Tom cannot write it up. His classmate Jerry says: "It will do to write out what happened to you on the weekend ".Tom says:"I drank the wine on weekend." "Simple一minded,substitute the study for the drinking."，下面我们就来聊聊关于早上孩子上学的搞笑句子?接下来我们就一起去了解一下吧!

早上孩子上学的搞笑句子

The teacher arranges to write an article concerning weekend,but Tom cannot write it up. His classmate Jerry says: "It will do to write out what happened to you on the weekend ".Tom says:"I drank the wine on weekend." "Simple一minded,substitute the study for the drinking."

老师布置写一篇有关周末的文章,汤姆写不出.他的同学杰里说:"把周末发生在你身上的事写出来就是啦."汤姆说:"周末我喝酒了.""死心眼,把喝酒改成读书."

Thus the teacher reads the following composition—I read a half of a book at a stretch on Saturdays evening,after a rest,might as well read the second half,too.But I still wanna read more,I have to buy another book. On the road I meet Jerry ,judging by his red eyes,knowing that he must have read not a few.

于是老师看到了汤姆的这篇作文一星期六的晚上我一口气读了半本书,歇了歇,索性把后半本也读了.可是我还想读,便又买了一本.路上遇到了杰里,一瞧他的红眼睛,便知他也读了不少.