天气变冷的搞笑文案简短（天气降温发朋友圈的搞笑文案）

天冷了亲爱的多加件衣服吧！————致爱人（亲情，友情，爱情）

一、整个冬天最对不住的，就是伸出被窝玩手机的那只手了。

The most sorry thing in the whole winter is the hand that stretched out the quilt to play with the mobile phone

二、突然降温了，那就明天吃火锅！

If the temperature drops suddenly, eat hot pot tomorrow!

三、脚好冷，想借哪吒的风火轮踩几天。

My feet are so cold. I want to step on Nezha's wind and fire wheel for a few days

四、无法启动学习模式，因为太冷，懒得动，卡机了。

Unable to start the learning mode because it is too cold to move and the machine is jammed

五、今天这天气，随便一个屁都能用来烘手。

In today's weather, any fart can be used to dry your hands

六、为什么北方人性格直爽？天寒地冻的，谁有时间跟你墨迹！

Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing. Who has time to ink with you!

七、秋天啦，小熊软糖要穿棉衣，变成棉花糖了。

In autumn, gummy bear is going to wear cotton clothes and turn into marshmallow

八、天冷了，如果你不能给我个拥抱，那就给我买个外套，尺码私聊。

It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat and have a private chat

九、天冷了，月老你是拿我红线织毛衣去了吗。

It's cold, Yuelao. Did you take my red thread to knit a sweater

十、冷吗？冷就对了。温暖是留给有对象的人的，晚安，单身人。

Is it cold? Cold is right. Warmth is reserved for people with objects. Good night, singles