英文土味情话套路(英语的情话土起来)
“你有打火机吗?”
“没有。”
“那你是怎么点燃我的心的……”
这样的土味情话,是当下撩妹撩汉的主流。连明星们也开始斗起土来。
在抖音上,还盛行着一段英语的土话:
Your eyes are so pretty
你眼睛真漂亮
Thank you
谢谢!
But mine are prettier than yours.
但我的眼比你更漂亮
Why?
为什么
Cause you are in my eyes
因为我眼里有你啊
看来,斗起淳朴来,洋气的英语,也一样有泥土的芬芳,不信你看。
1
You must be a high test score.
你试卷分数很高吧?
Why?
何出此言?
Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
因为我想把你带回家,给我父母晒晒。
2
Hi, is your name google?
你好,你是叫谷歌吧?
No!Why?
不是啊,什么情况?
Because you have everything I'm looking for
因为我想找的东西,你都有啊!
(我到底哪里吸引你了!我改还不行吗!)
3
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
你相信一见钟情吗?如果没有的话,要不我再从你身边经过一次?
4
If nothing lasts forever…Will you be my nothing?
如果说没有什么能天长地久……那你能做我的“没有什么”吗?
5
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
如果我能重新排列字母表,我要把 U 和 I 放在一起。
(别了吧,现在顺序挺好的)
6
Do I know you?
我是不是认识你?
Why?
啥?
Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend
因为你看上去特别像我的下一任女友!
(我长得这么倒霉?)
7
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world...You would have a dollar.
如果我要把4个25美分,送给世界上最美丽的4个女人,你就有一块钱了。
(听完后脸上写满了开心)
8
I'm writing a termpaper on the finer things in life……And I was wondering if I could interview you.
我正在写一篇期末论文,关于生活里特别美好的事情……所以我能采访下你吗?
9
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!
我在哪儿能看到你?啊,我想起来了,就在字典上“美颜”的后边。
(还怪不好意思的呢)
10
Can I follow you where you're going right now?
你现在去哪儿,我就去哪儿,行吗?
Why?
什么意思?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
因为我爸妈说了,要我一直跟随我的梦。
11
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
你最近是不是被蜜蜂包围了?因为你比蜂蜜都要甜。
12
I hope you know CPR…… Because you are taking my breath away!
希望你会做心肺复苏……因为,我的呼吸被你带走了!
13
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
你有没有多的心脏?我的心早已被你偷走了。
14
Are you a camera?
你是照相机?
Why?
什么啊?
Because everytime I look at you, I smile.
因为我每次看你时,我都会笑。
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