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There's this one girl...

世界上有一种真命天女...

You saw her for the first time in the elevator of your apartment building.

你会跟她在公寓电梯里初次见面

You guys actually had a really nice conversation.

你们两会聊得非常开心

She's perfect.She's beautiful. She's your whole universe.

她好完美！她好漂亮!！她就是你想要的一切！

Food, water, shelter, and her.

吃的！喝的！住的！还有她本人！

After a few conversations, you've already fallen in love with her.

之后你们还会聊几次天，你已完全爱上她

You start to feel like she's the one.

你开始认定他就是你的真命天女

You've already imagined the fairy tale romance you'll both share for the rest of your lives.

你不停想像和她共度幸福快乐又浪漫的下半辈子

When you go to sleep at night, you close your eyes and cuddle with your pillow, pretending like it's her.

你晚上睡觉时闭上双眼，抱着枕头，幻想正抱着她

Now you're dreaming, and she's in it. God, she's beautiful.

然后做了个梦，她当然也在里面，天啊！她太美了！

She grabs your hand and looks at you in the eye and says "I love you".

她拉起你的手，看着你的眼睛并对你说我爱你

Your heart melts.You go in for a kiss. Then you wake up.

你的心已融化，正当你要波她的时候.....你醒了！

Reality hits you.You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and are disgusted because deep down you know that your obsession with her is unhealthy.

欢迎回到现实。你看了一眼镜中的自己觉得有点恶，因为你内心深处知道这种迷恋是不健康的

You keep telling yourself that your puppy love is endearing.

你不断告诉自己说这样纯纯的爱好甜蜜

Listen to me, it's not. It's toxic.

听我说，这一点都不甜蜜！这 有 毒 ！

Why? Because you're not going to get this girl.

为什么？因为你不会赢得她的芳心！

Maybe she has a boyfriend, maybe she has no idea you like her, maybe she put you in the friend zone.

她可能已经名花有主了， 她可能不知道你喜欢她，她可能只把你当好朋友

None of these situations will end well for you.

以上任何一种状况对你来说，都不会有好结果

Let's say she already has a boyfriend. You are the I'll-be-here-when-you-breakup guy.

假如她有男朋友好了，你会成为「分手秀秀男」

You patiently wait for her to break up so that you can be there for the rebound.

你耐心等她分手，这样你才有机会尽备胎的责任

You'll end up waiting for years until one day you log onto Facebook and see this.

到头来，是你等了她好几年后，直到有天你登入脸书后看到这个（已订婚）

So let's say you're not that guy, but if the girl you're in love with doesn't even know that you like her, then you're the I-can't-tell-her-how-I-feel guy.

不当分手秀秀男，但如果那女孩根本不知道你喜欢她，那你就成了「怕怕告白男」

You're so scared to ruin the friendship that you won't tell her you're attracted to her.

你不想告诉她你有多喜欢她，因为你怕告白会毁了这段友谊

She has no clue you like her.

所以她怎么可能会发现你喜欢她

When you invite her over to Netflix and chill, you both literally watch Netflix and chill.

当你邀请她来家里盖棉被纯聊天，你们就真的只会是盖棉被纯聊天

You know you should tell her how you feel, but instead, you jerk off to the thought of being together every night.

你觉得你应该告白，但你每天晚上却只用左右手，让你的弟弟跟自己告白

Maybe you're not this guy either.

好假设你也不是这种人

That means you are the friend-zoned guy.

那最后就只剩下「恋人未满男」

You've tried asking her out, and maybe she's even agreed to go on a few dates with you.

你试着约她出去，她也几次答应跟你出去

But in the end, you got the "I don't wanna ruin our friendship" talk.

但你最后只会得到「我不想毁了我们的友谊」的屁话

Now you're basically like her gay BFF, providing her emotional support when she complains about the guy she's dating.

当她情路不顺需要发泄的时候，你就成了她的gay蜜兼垃圾桶

You're hoping she'll come around and realize what a great guy you are, but she doesn't.

你好希望能跟她热络起来，让她发现你多么优秀，但，这并不会发生！

So what do you do in these situations? Well, you're going to stop.

那你现在该怎么办？恩，你得到此为止！

Stop living under the delusion that she's the one. She's not the only girl for you.

快从这一厢情愿的幻象跳出来！她不是你的真命天女！

She's not the only girl who will ever understand you.

她不会是你这一生唯一认识的女孩

Stop spending so much of your time on a girl that doesn't like you back.

别把时间花在一个不会喜欢你的人身上

With the time that you're wasting pining over this girl, you could be finding a girl that does like you back.

当你在留恋她的同时，说不定你早就找到一个喜欢你的女生

Stop feeding your obsessive behavior. Stop stalking her Instagram, her Facebook, her Snapchat.

不要鼓励自己深陷其中，不要疯狂偷看她的Instagram、Facebook或是Snapchat

In fact, don't ever look at them again.

其实，根本不要再看了

So here's what you're going to do right after watching this video.

看完这部影片后，我建议你可以这样做

Step one: You're going to ask her out. If you've already asked her out and she wasn't interested, then skip to the next step.

第一，约她出去！如果你已经约了，但她没兴趣，请跳到下一步

Step two: If she isn't enthusiastic about the prospect of having romantic relations with you, then move the fuck on.

第二，如果她并不想跟你共结良缘，你他奶奶的给我找下一个！

And do the following.

然后这样做：

One: Talk to more girls.

一！ 多和女生聊天

Talk to the girls standing next to you in line. Talk to the girl at the metro stop. Talk to your cute co-worker.

跟排你后面的女生聊天，跟一起等地铁的女生聊天，跟你可爱的同事聊天

Talk to as many girls as you can, because the more girls you talk to, the more likely you are to meet someone you mutually connect with.

抓到机会就聊！因为跟越多女生说话才越有机会找到心灵相通的人

Number two: Start working on your damn self.

二:赶紧给老子振作起来！

You've spent most of your waking hours thinking about this girl.

不管你之前花了多少时间在想这个天女

And now that you have free time, go outside. Go traveling. Go to the gym. Get some hobby. Learn a new language. Go out with your friends.

你现在已是自由身，走出户外！去旅行！去健身房！培养一些兴趣！学个外语！跟朋友出去！

Women like guys who lead interesting lives.

女人都喜欢生活多采多姿的男人

Invest in yourself and it'll pay off tenfold.

投资自己，你将被加倍奉还

You'll be so glad you did.

你会庆幸你这样做了

I'm gonna tell you what I wish somebody had told me ten years ago.

因为我真的希望有人能在十年前告诉我这些

You know that girl? The girl that you've decided is the one for you?

还记得她吗？那个你自以为是的真命天女

The girl you've already imagined a fairy tale romance with.

那个你想跟她幸福快乐的那位

The one you fantasize about at night.

那个你晚上总是幻想的那位

The girl you're sure is the only one for you.

那个让你痴心绝对的女孩

Listen to me.You're wrong about her. You are wrong.

听我说，你看错人了！大错特错！

You're life is nota romantic comedy. She's not going to come around someday.

你的人生并不是一出爱情喜剧，她永远都不会发现你的存在

She's not going to leave her boyfriend.

她也不可能跟她的男朋友分手

She's not the only one out there.

她并不是唯一

You know who's actually the one for you? One of these girls you won't bother getting to know because you're too obsessed over a girl that doesn't like you back.

你知道谁才会是唯一吗？那些你没注意到的女孩，因为你把注意力都放在那个不喜欢你的人身上！

So stop making excuses and go meet more girls.

所以不要再找借口了！去见见其他盘菜吧！

That's how you find the one.

真正的真命天女就会出现

No fucking excuses.Just go.

不要找什么屁理由，做就对了！

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