自嘲自己懒的幽默句子(幽默自嘲的句子)

一、加油,虽然你不是最美的,但你是最胖的。

Come on, although you are not the most beautiful, but you are the fattest.

二、很想看轻自己,但我的体重不允许。

I want to underestimate myself, but my weight does not allow it.

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三、因为俺不是一个普通人,所以一直都不说普通话。

Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

四、百因必有果,下个富婆就是我。

A hundred causes will have results, the next rich woman is me.

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五、进教室什么感觉,速冻饺子下锅了。

How does it feel to enter the classroom? The quick-frozen dumplings are in the pot.

六、对象没有不要紧,奶茶不喝会伤心。

It doesn't matter if the subject is not there, it will be sad not to drink milk tea.

七、我上班就是为了钱,不要和我谈理想,我的理想就是不上班。

I go to work for money. Don't talk about my ideals with me. My ideal is not to go to work.

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八、鱼和熊掌不可兼得,但单身和穷却可以。

You can't have both fish and bear paws, but you can be single and poor.

九、我的钱包就像个洋葱,每次打开都叫我泪流满面。

My wallet is like an onion, it makes me cry every time I open it.

十、世上无难事,只要肯放弃。

There is nothing difficult in the world, just give up.

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十一、你身上有她的香水味,可惜没我用的贵。

You smell of her perfume, but it's not as expensive as mine.

十二、假如我年少有为不自卑,老公肯定一大堆。

If I am young and do not feel inferior, my husband will definitely be a lot.

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