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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

"长官"这个男人说,"我可以解释一下.""安静,"警官打断他说.

"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

"我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来.""但是,警官,我只是想说,""我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

几小时以后,警官来探望他的拘留犯说："你很幸运,我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来一定会心情很好."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

"别指望这样,"那人在房里回答道： "我就是新郎."